We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. Here's an interesting spin that
you might enjoy. We all respect the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who
threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so Masons to back me up.
You might be a Mason if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the
phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a Mason if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a Mason if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter
Festival."
You might be a Mason if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a Mason if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when
they play the National Anthem.
You might be a Mason if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and
always have.
You might be a Mason if: You' ve never burned an American flag.
You might be a Mason if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to
say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a Mason if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do
the same.
You might be a Mason if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
